Kelly's Law

Not all feminists are man-haters, but all man-haters are feminists.

Feminist 1: We should strive for sex equality
Feminist 2: I fucking hate men. Btw I'm a feminist ;)))
Yup, there's Kelly's Law at work

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Law of reflection

If thou reflects thou is probably a glass mirror therefore thou shall b smashed on thy opps head

“Oh yeh that opp was getting mad disrespectful so uno man had to hit him with the law of reflection”

by El Zakko May 10, 2022

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My co-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by JAMP12 September 21, 2021

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My co-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

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A picture taken during play will always look bad no matter what

"Man I look like shit in all my basketball photos"
"Must be Athlete's Law man"

by SJWSlayer July 28, 2021

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When people of both genders are always on your dick

I went out and the law of crim kept stopping me at the bar!

by Scattur July 06, 2024

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The phenomenon of being disturbed during a fap session just as one is about to blow one's load. Named after UK porn magnate Paul Raymond.

Was just about to blow my loads when, as Raymond's Law would have it, the postman rang the doorbell.

by BollysPhysicsFun December 07, 2020

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