National double tap day

On December 6 you shall double tap a girlfriend or whatever

It’s national double tap day

by Flexgod 456 December 5, 2019

national slap Scott day

December 13 slap anyone you know named Scott and they can't hit you back

Slap
Hey what was that for

oh, it's national slap Scott day!

by nickscat21 December 11, 2019

National Send Lewds Day

National Send Lewds Day Is A Day Where You Send Lewds To People You Are Comfortable With

Hey did You Know Its National Send Lewds Day Do You Mind If I Send You My Lewds!?!

by LewdestHoe April 23, 2019

National grab everything month

Grab everything from april 24 to May 24

National grab everything month is a month for you to grab everything

by Handle off April 24, 2019

National Prank Wife Day

May 2 prank wife day is the fseeeeee only if you don't lose her

To day is National Prank Wife Day this is the perfect chance to break up with her to get her best friend

by Big Daddy Little Money May 2, 2019

National looking at ass week

A week where anyone can stare at anyone’s ass no questions asked but if you get caught looking at someone’s ass just tell them it’s national looking at ass week
From March 20 to March 27

Me: stares at ass

Girl: wtf are you doing

Me: it’s national looking at ass week
Girl: I’m not asking any questions

by Gang weed affiliated May 20, 2019

National Suck Chito Day

All females report to Chito the yung God and suck him rq

Taylor Swift: Yo tryna hit the studio tonight???
Cardi B: Hell nah it’s National Suck Chito Day tryna join for a 3 sum??
Taylor Swift: Fuck yeah Chit got a big shlong

by Chito Lopez April 10, 2019