Sleeper Shit

The shit that you realize you have to take only as you are walking out of the bathroom after having urinated and/or washed your hands.

"Sorry I'm late, I was just leaving the bathroom when I was hit by a sleeper shit."

by trombonegod99 September 12, 2012

shit nucks

A phrase used to describe anger or excitement.

1:HOLY SHIT NUCKS! i just raped at call of duty 4.

2:shit nucks! my mom grounded me for trying to have sex with the printer

by kirk and chandler October 7, 2008

Backyard shit

When one shits in a neighbor of choices yard that they don’t like.

Carl: Hey josh did you know your dog shit in my yard!?
Josh: yes, right, rover you naughty boy
Carl: he should me punished!
Josh: ...rover..don’t tell him a committed backyard shit, please.

by Poopsex69 November 27, 2019

Shit Smoothie

Ass piss, aka diarrhoea.

Dayum after that shit smoothie, my ass is on fire!

by earith May 10, 2014

no shit aye

Regular Australian term used for agreeing with people.

"This is the best beer ever."
"Aw no shit aye"

by Send Newdz December 25, 2016

shit mound

When you take an enormous, almost never ending shit, and it piles up into a mound that rises above the water level of the toilet bowl

Holy crap, I walked into the bathroom and someone left a massive shit mound!

by Mr. Quackens September 29, 2017

Refusal to Shit

The shit that refuses to exit your anus no matter how many pushes, strains, coaxing activities or rain dances you do.

Also nicknamed, “The 2nd Lieutenant is lost again”
shit, the “I really wish I could shit” shit and “Poop Insurgency” to name a few

I wish I could get on with my day, but my body is going through a Refusal to Shit.

by GiganticFatCat November 5, 2018