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MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY

any of several tropical and subtropical treelike herbs of the genus Musa having a terminal crown of large entire leaves and usually bearing hanging clusters of elongated fruits.
MICHAEL STERLING SEX TOY is a banana that he will shove up his ass until he starts to bleed
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Michael

Before you read the following definition. Keep in mind that I am in fact named Michael so I will tell all you strangers my flaws and pros.

Hi I’m Michael I am intelligent and love a lot of things. I don’t love easily but when I do I love hard. I can be secretive and alone but also loyal and friendly. If you piss me off I will snap your arm off of your body and shove it up your a**. Anyway. I can be extremely hard on myself when I make a mistake. I have never told a soul about another persons life if they haven’t asked me to. I’m not the greatest looking and slightly fat but trying to improve my looks. If you hurt anyone I like I will cut you. Thank you for reading.

There is a little bit about myself so if you see another Michael , compare them to this
Do you need a. Example of how to use a namelike Michael in a sentance? If you do then you should not be reading a definition solely about a name
by anonymous April 21, 2022
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Michael Jenkins

Lmao sis drop him he is legit a messed up psychopath, now sis run for your dear life before you end up dead because he is just messed up and no joke all his friends talk bad about him so you might struggle if you try meet his friends because they are like so fake to him oh and he has a tiny winy dick <3
by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020
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Michael Jenkins

Lmao sis drop him he is legit a messed up psychopath, now sis run for your dear life before you end up dead because he is just messed up and no joke all his friends talk bad about him so you might struggle if you try meet his friends because they are like so fake to him oh and he has a tiny winy dick <3
by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020
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Michael

Michael: name
by msayah751 November 12, 2020
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michael earnshaw

Ok ok this nigga has the best eyes he has a few friends that he tries to keep close HUGE cock GETS THA BITCHES yeah and most likely aussie
by It's just facts November 12, 2020
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Mighty Michael

When a large ogre and a dark mustang follow you home, hog tie you to the bed and take turns rubbing your "magic wand".
Last night we got crazy and pulled a mighty Michael in the staircase.
by Thatnucca November 20, 2020
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