The house on fire

When something or someone is completely fucked and fucked up in a situation.

The Clippers down by 50, the house on fire.

by I’m the I in nice. November 11, 2023

house puppet

A stay at home dad, who has to do what their significant other says because they don’t bring in the money.

“Good morning honey. Here’s a list of things to do today while im at work.”
“What am I? Your house puppet?”
“Yes.”

by Steel toe monkey May 1, 2018

Trap house on wheels

The 661 in the morning and afternoon. Especially when the driver is late.

My bus is legit a trap house on wheels

by The 661 trap house November 7, 2019

Get in tha house

It's what you tell you're Homie when they're in public doin the most and people are starting to wonder.

I told my home boy to "get in tha house"before he got the cops called;outside doin the most in the parking lot.

by Shineyy March 8, 2020

im outside your house

come out come out now i will do no harm i am a regular human i am not gonna murder you and mutilate your corpse in horrific ways

im outside your house
hello 911 a man has just broken into my home AND HES GOT A GUN AND IS GONNA RAPE ME

by Ol'banana December 6, 2021

parliament house

ghetto ass gay club

me : im going to parliament house
my friend: the gay club by pine hills
me: ...... yeah
my friend: ew

by yanlatex January 15, 2016

House Inviter

Someone who gives the pretence of being sociable like "yeah I'm up for meeting up, come over to my place and I'll order some drinks/food in here, can chill" but in reality are too fucking lazy to go to the pub/bar/club/restaurant.

They put forward the pretence of hospitality and sociable behaviour but it's just because they are lazy as shit.

ME: "yo, we still down for meeting up? can head to the The Prince and watch the football?"

House Inviter: "could do, could do, or you could come over here to watch it? I've got some beers and we can order some food in. Way more chill."

by SP180 December 17, 2021