Jamo’s Law

Everything has a little bit of squish to it.

Damn bro, you obey Jamo’s Law perfectly

by MoistureGorilla March 26, 2025

co-mother-in-law

Child-in-law's mother.

co-mother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

The sacred sister law

The sacred sister law states that “If you find news or information that makes you feel uncomfortable, you must share it to your sister”.

The sacred sister law: Brit and char are sisters. Brit found a video about an onion that made her feel uncomfortable. Brit shared the video to Char.

by Shhhitsbrit November 21, 2022

co-great-great-granduncle-in-law

Spouse's great-great-grandpibling's husband.

My co-great-great-granduncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Ted’s Law

The law that, in generality and absent mitigating circumstances or context, “the fact that you have to say ‘they’re not that bad’ means that they are that bad.”

First published after extensive research into the sexually available women of Boston, MA in the 2012 Seth MacFarlane film Ted, spoken by the eponymous Ted, whom MacFarlane also voiced.

Ted:
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.

John:
That's bullshit. What about Lori? She's hot.

Ted:
No, Lori's from Pennsylvania. That's not a Boston girl.

John:
They're not that bad.

Ted:
See, the fact that you have to say "they're not that bad" means that they are that bad.

Guy watching the movie: So that’s where Ted’s Law comes from!

by me.....really May 7, 2021

Rivaldo's Law

When a person, typically rated 7/10 in attractiveness, predominantly associates with others of the same attractiveness level. Often observed in social circles where people of similar looks stick together.

"That 7/10 really hangs with a lot of other 7/10's. Yeah dude, that's Rivaldo's Law."

by RivaldoRiet July 17, 2024

aunt-in-law

1- Pibling's wife.
2- Spouse's aunt.

My aunt-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021