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Fingering Bum

An expression used by people from North Reading meaning to procrastinate or be generally unproductive and lazy.
"What have you been doing today?"
"Nothing much, just fingering bum"
by Jordan Dozen January 24, 2021
mugGet the Fingering Bummug.

bum

the word bum means 'loser' or 'lame'
javis is a bum

bum sia you
by lkaamimzimia March 16, 2025
mugGet the bummug.

Bum

J'leon Love is a mediocre boxer known for testing positive for hydrochlorothiazide, a diuretic used by athletes to cut weight. Furthermore known for being Jake Paul's favorite groupie.
J'leon Love is such a bum. He only fight tomato cans and eats Jake Paul's ass afterwards.
by The Archgoat August 26, 2021
mugGet the Bummug.

tunkle bum

Tunkle bum is the action of looking at a Volkswagen Beatle whilst crying over the movie up
John commited a tunkle bum after exiting the theater
by Realname64 August 28, 2023
mugGet the tunkle bummug.

bum fuck a nigga

Something that someone says while they are fried. Particularly white people say this. These people tend to act like retards as well
by Good jello August 6, 2014
mugGet the bum fuck a niggamug.

Bum Oven Omelete

Gently your male or female partner and have them lay on their back with their ankles at their ears. Crack two large eggs into their anus, and add any shredded cheese or chopped vegetables you prefer in your omelet.

Engage in aggressive, vigorous anal intercourse to effectively whisk the egg and mix the ingredients. Ejaculating into the anus is required to add a thickening agent to the omelet.

Add butter to a skillet and have your partner squat over it to expel the omelet mixture into the skillet. Cook over medium heat until the egg solidifies, fold, flip and enjoy!
I always season my bum oven omeletes with a little salt, pepper, and red pepper flakes for some extra flavor!
by Painful Truth February 10, 2022
mugGet the Bum Oven Omeletemug.

Indian Rum Bum

The act of using pickle juice and rum for an enema. This is often done after a particularly violent anal cleaning.
I gave my ass hole a good cleaning in preparation for this Indian Rum Bum I'm about to get.
by bigbuttfucker October 24, 2018
mugGet the Indian Rum Bummug.

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