Human de Filet

That raw, tender state of being where life has sliced, diced, and sautéed you on its stress-filled skillet. You’re cracked open, stretched thin, and barely holding together—like a broken vase patched up with duct tape and sheer stubbornness. A Human de Filet is fragile yet somehow functional, balancing on the edge of disaster with the grace of someone who refuses to crumble.
Ideal for those moments when you’re a walking disaster and an oddly captivating work of art at the same time.

Here I am, looking in the mirror – cracked, torn, sweating piece of meat, but still holding that human de filet condition.

I’m losing hair every day, biting my nails, scratching random body parts, but I’m still that perfect, fancy-ass human de filet!

- Hey, Jake! How are you?
- Human de filet

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António de Oliveira Salazar

The dictator of Portugal from 1932 to 1968 and the founder of the corporatist Estado Novo regime. Before he became a dictator, he was an economic professor at the University of Coimbra.

Guy 1:What's your favorite Portuguese politician?
Guy 2:António de Oliveira Salazar, He is based as fuck

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Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens that are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Dia De Los Tres Reyes is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic); The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

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