A sport ya mother, sister, aunt, grandmother, cousin and I are familiar with. Our favorite thing to do as a family
Your mother and i starred in a porno together.
Me and your sister had sex while watching pornography.
Your aunt and I had a conversation on what type of porn we like.
Me and your sister had sex while watching pornography.
Your aunt and I had a conversation on what type of porn we like.
by Jurassic Tits November 24, 2021
Get the Pornmug. by FoolishBaboon January 20, 2020
Get the Pornmug. A last state of erection of a cucumber, in which the victim is forced to burn away their balls by having them being rubbed so fast by an African guy, it starts smoking, giving off a semi-pleasant smell of grilled lettuce, but most importantly, burning the dick off.
All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''
All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''
Friend: ''You look tired; what did you do last night?''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''
by H1JACK#7789 December 5, 2021
Get the Pornmug. The ingestion of drama , false promises, grandiose simple solutions by the voting public due to lack of common sense.
by DoubleKismet March 10, 2025
Get the Political Pornmug. The mental state you enter after watching so much porn that your brain starts to prefer pixels over people. Real sex? Meh. You'd rather scroll through endless tabs like a dopamine junkie on a mission.
by docepsilon May 29, 2025
Get the Porn brainmug. 
by ANONYMOUS PARTS UNKNOWN February 26, 2024
Get the First Person pornmug.