Noun. A rather good looking piece of ass. Ass that is nice to look at. Ass that is perfect in every way that attract the eye of the public. Like eye candy, except focused on the ass, opposed to the whole good looking person.
by r.a.g August 25, 2007
Get the ass candy mug.A mechanically operated percussive device used to pound an object such as a dildo into your buddies ass.
Hey Alex, to celebrate our new legal union, I bought you and 3 horse power gasoline operated ass hammer with optional scrotum coupling device. Get ready to feel the love!!
by Nifkin Diver April 28, 2004
Get the Ass Hammer mug.When you're getting it on in a car and the person on top accidentally honks the horn with their ass.
It's no secret when your guy is ass honking in the parking lot.
Girl you were ass honking so much last night, we had a show of people watching.
Girl you were ass honking so much last night, we had a show of people watching.
by bbbe July 3, 2008
Get the Ass Honking mug.Verb description: to secrete methane gas from the anal cavity in large enough portions to tear the ass hole.
by Taylor and Trevor December 14, 2008
Get the rip ass mug.A sexual act involving 2 partners. (A and B)
Partner A lays on his/her stomach while partner B opens partner A's buttocks and throws lettuce, tomato, cheese and cream cheese into the anal cavity. (Creating the raw parts needed for the ass taco)
Partner A then adds the "meat" (their own human feces) to the "ass taco" by way of direct excrement.
Partner B then eats the "Ass Taco" fully to which Partner A asks " why don't you eat the shell (of the taco).
Partner B then finishes the sex act by eating the ass of Partner A until climax is reached.
- "Ass taco" is both a noun and a verb.
Partner A lays on his/her stomach while partner B opens partner A's buttocks and throws lettuce, tomato, cheese and cream cheese into the anal cavity. (Creating the raw parts needed for the ass taco)
Partner A then adds the "meat" (their own human feces) to the "ass taco" by way of direct excrement.
Partner B then eats the "Ass Taco" fully to which Partner A asks " why don't you eat the shell (of the taco).
Partner B then finishes the sex act by eating the ass of Partner A until climax is reached.
- "Ass taco" is both a noun and a verb.
by THE TRUE BANG BRO June 12, 2009
Get the Ass Taco mug.A derogetory euphamism for one whose posterior quarters contain an abnormally abundent supply of solidified body fats and fatty acids.
by dr. krack head August 29, 2005
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