Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

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Trunk-top

Refers to (usually) a guy wearing either over-tight underwear or swim shorts with no shirt. This usually leads to a ‘trunk-top’ in which that person’s belly fat hangs over the top of their trunks. Similar to a muffin top, except specifically caused by swim shorts or underwear.

*Tom is wearing tight swim shorts by the beach*
Will: ‘Wow Tom, you’ve you’ve got a bit of a trunk-top going on there!’
Tom: ‘I know Will, that’s the beer belly for you!’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 13, 2019

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Daisy dukes bikinis on top

To have a the CA experience. The West Coast, best coast experience. Shhh, don't tell nobody.

Joe: (Tired just got home from airport. PHONE RINGS)
Jane: Hi, Joe! You're back! How was California?!
Joe: Girl, it was lit. I went to game, saw E40 there, couple sideshows ...so many dimes like daisy dukes bikinis on top.

by misstara007 August 27, 2021

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Top

during sex, there is a person who is on top, the one that is said to be the most dominant or whatever. It’s not that difficult, one is on top and the bottom is underneath.

Chloe is a top when it comes to having sex with her bottom girlfriend, Beca.

by pinkbug June 22, 2020

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top line

When someone thinks they have the final say, when truly they do not and they’re mistake you describe their decision as being “top line” rather than “bottom line”

Henry says : “ the bottom line is you’re tryna be me and both of us know it”

Favour says : “ that’s not the bottom line, it’s the top line”

by Chickenandchipsforbreakfast January 3, 2024

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