Tip top

Very petty tik tokers!

Girl you are such a tip top!

by mycatdied December 20, 2020

top

kaylin

kaylin is a top

jeez i wish i was a top like kaylin

by okwedonotcarel December 20, 2020

Top

What you do at the red light

She gave me top at the red light

by Wewishfleur December 22, 2020

Top shagger

WillNE

It's that simple

Just willNE

WillNE is the top shagger

by GeorgeMemeulous December 22, 2020

Top Shotter

A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.

Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"

Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"

by Witney Kru December 25, 2020

Top

Someone who is on the top during sexual intercourse, or louis tomlinson

"do you think louis tomlinson bottoms?"
"nah, he definitely tops"

by directioner#31237468 December 29, 2020

Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored

by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021