Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces

Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean

by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021

refried bean burrito

A refried bean burrito, much like the normal bean burrito, is where the man gives anal sex to his partner, and then receives oral sex from a different partner.

Man, i gave Clara anal and then gave Sarah a refried bean burrito!

by ZombiEngineer May 31, 2015

cheese and beans

cheese and beans make me fart because im a thicc goddess

i eat cheese and beans for a living

by thiccyqueenzzzzz May 14, 2020

smol bean

if you say you're a "smol bean" it means that you are a convicted felon and that you are dangerous to society.

felon 1 : oh my gosh you are such a wholesome smol bean!!!!!

felon 2 : oh my gosh lmao im not!!!! you're a smol bean!!!

by wabadoo_ November 19, 2021

Bean eater

Someone who has lost all their money on super risky options trading and is now living frugally while they save up to go back and do it again.

r/ wallstreetbets is full of Bean eaters who keep gambling away their futures hoping to get rich quick!

by Ok-Cake9189 November 9, 2023

Beaned

When you or an ally gets their cheeks clapped during a competitive game.

"damm you got Beaned"

by the_lord_of_knowledge March 24, 2019

Roll that beautiful bean footage!

An interjection used when someone says something on TV that is hypocritical to either scientific fact or opposite to other things that the same guy said.

Criminal: "I never stole the diamond,"
Prosecutor: "Roll that beautiful bean footage!"
*Video shows Criminal stealing the diamond in unedited 4K Ray traced CCTV footage.*

by AlexanderThundersnow October 1, 2023