bit of old rice

A beautiful shagadelic person.

"You're a bit of old rice Kathy"

by Seth Pittinaro November 11, 2017

Day old Jimmy John's bread

What your genitals smell like after not taking a shower for 3 days

My dick smells like that day old Jimmy John's bread

by __Mudkip November 18, 2017

sack of old ham

Used to describe an assblast or a fuckface

That guy is seriously a sack of old ham

by Mr. yee November 30, 2017

The old Taylor

Couldn’t come to phone, because she’s dead

I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Cause she’s dead.

by SmilerCyrus December 4, 2017

handling the old lady

Another term for “fingering the ol’ foxhole”; female masturbation.

Martha found herself late for the bus because she was handling the old lady.

by Hswan33 May 6, 2018

old hell shaft

An old wrinkly wang

I gave lauren my old hell shaft

by Dick head wannabe May 8, 2018

old stoink

Is a woman that sleeps around.

Oh my god what's he doing with that old stoink !! She's already been with all of his mates and half of the local town!

by Montysky March 6, 2018