Old Faithful

When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.

Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!

You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!

by JJbangs124 June 27, 2020

The Old Shit Sprinkler

when someone is secret agent style clinging to the roof and get the case of the liquid shits and it sprays down on the people below

i was sneaking into 7 eleven and i accidentally gave the store worker the case of the old shit sprinkler

by marcydibbatome June 30, 2020

Old mofo

Anyone over 25 is a old mofo considered late 20’s

That guy is an old mofo

by Mickdik September 2, 2020

The old coat trick

When 1 more people stumble upon a foe (works better on 1 person) that they/them would love to have a physical conflict with and decide to take off their jackets and/or coats, then proceed to throw it on top of the enemy/foes head disrupting their vision and surrounding whilst they proceed to beat the shit out of them.

Ayo let’s go show this nigga “the old coat trick”

by deadmemecity September 8, 2020

Slept Old

When one is in a minor amount of physical discomfort, after waking from a period of sleep, due to the position/location of a body part/limb during the aforementioned period of sleep.

I knew before my feet hit the ground that I slept old last night and I'm going to need an ibuprofen.

by Suzette Rosdower September 11, 2020

old in the dark

when a celebrity’s current appearance is vastly older than your last memory of them; the illusion of rapid aging caused by living a normal private life

“My god, did you see Brad Dourif? He got old in the DARK.”

by goodoldryman September 12, 2020

old in the dark

the illusion of rapid celebrity aging due to a withdrawal into privacy or steep decline in public presence; describing the disparity between one's memory or perception of a person's age and the reality of their appearance

Did you see Brad Dourif? God, that guy got old in the DARK.

by goodoldryman September 12, 2020