Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.
Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.
by CharlieRomeo September 04, 2021
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Golden Ice Cream Cone

The act of freezing a bottle of piss, and once it’s frozen cutting away the plastic and inserting the frozen cone into one of your partner’s orifices.
Richard drank a lot of beer last night and used its fluid proceeds to give me a Golden Ice Cream Cone. It was heaven.”
by RichardDeRuijter July 19, 2024
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Jamaican Cream Supreme

A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.
Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good oltrusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!
by Your nan and her cat February 27, 2021
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Cream cake

A creampie into preferably a woman’s buttocks
I gave her pleaseure, my cream cake was superior.
by Monbernhd December 06, 2021
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Cream sickle pussy fart

a drumstick sunk in a mysterious hole done by the sm0ke
That zombie was annoying so I called him/her a cream sickle pussy fart and cracked my beer
by The sm0ke September 11, 2019
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stir the cream cheese

(Verb) - to masturbate after a sexual partner has ejaculated inside of you
"You know that guy I told you about? The one from Poundr? Turns out, he was a 40 second failure. I had to stir the cream cheese to get off. It was awkward, because he just sat there. Watching me."
by Reginald Pseudonym September 13, 2017
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Mauritian ice-cream

When you leave work early in spite of having customers to go procreate and eat dhall puri
Raj was going to have Mauritian ice-cream (Raj closed the restaurant early in spite of customers in order to go home and impregant his wife and eat dhall puri)
by John45! October 26, 2020
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