dead weight

A person who just takes up space and has nothing to really offer any of his or her peers. Someone who is just not a team player and may even be considered a brick wall to some.

Eric is just dead weight. He brings nothing to the table in our friendship

by bum rodgers April 14, 2014

weight in poo poo

This is something worthless or worth it's weight in poo poo!

That opinion is worth it's weight in poo poo!

by I, Wreckerrr December 4, 2020

Happy Weight

The weight a female gains after being in a happy relationship.

"Girl, you used to be so skinny! ", "I know, but now I'm thick thanks to this happy weight from Anthony."

by Louise9800 May 28, 2016

Date Weight

The weight a boyfriend/girlfriend gains during a relationship

"have you seen Jenny lately?"

"yeah she's put on some date weight since Ron"

"grody"

by jizzbros February 20, 2017

Need More WEIGHT

1. When someone is benching and they dont have enough WEIGHT.

2. An expression used by Arnold Schwarzenegger when he goes to the gym and puts 600 points and still needs more WEIGHT, followed up by someone quickly hopping right the fuck in and putting on 100 more pounds.

3. An expression used when someone is getting totally baked and the bowl is empty

1. Arnold: Yyyaaauugghhhh! Need more WEIGHT!
Nuker: Oh fuck let me get some more WEIGHT.

2. Nuker1 lets out a fat rip
Nuker1: Need more WEIGHT!
Nuker2: Oh fuck let me pack some green really fucking fast.
Nuker1: Uhhhhhhhhhhhh!

by VAde11 April 15, 2011

Nocturnal Weiner Party

A late night snack consisting of hot dogs cooked on a George Foreman grill.

When I got to the kitchen this morning, I was annoyed to find a mess from Brian's nocturnal weiner party.

by Ann_Hedonia May 10, 2008

one weird trick

A premise of connected bullshit online advertisements that claim to give you things you simply can't have, for a simple monthly fee along with your personal information, which undoubtedly transmits through a secure, non virus-contaminated internet connection that's not being patrolled 24/7 by identity thieves. They offer things like bigger penises and slimmer waistlines because they want to make an offer no one's ever thought of before!

Husband: "Honey - I saw this add on the internet about a penis enlargement, and look what it did for m -" SPPLATTT!
"Yep. That's one weird trick for sure! Put it in the freezer, and I'll take it to work in the morning."

by mossyrock November 29, 2014