turkish lemonade

whilst crammin' your quiver bone in a young dame's asspipe, you take a piss, pull out, and catch the piss in a glass as it comes pouring out of her balloon knot. you then give it to that stupid ass that hangs out with you and your friends that no one likes.

greg- "dude, bud, that was an intense hockey game we just played. i'm thirsty as shit bro!"

kyle- "bro, dawg, let me get some lemonade for everyone!"

stupid ass friend nobody likes- "hey guy, this lemonade tastes weird, what kind is it?

kyle- "drink up buddy! courtney and i made it earlier. it's called turkish lemonade."

by PARTY! January 12, 2009

Turkish Twist

A sex position where the person receiving is on top, lifted in the air by the penetrator's backbend and spun around while on the shaft.

Hey man, I just did the turkish twist with that girl from the bar. I got her to spin so fast. I was lucky she was so little so I could keep her in the air.

by Saint Cincos Church March 2, 2011

turkish snowball

When a person takes a shit, forms it into a ball, puts it into the freezer for several hours so it freezes, and then their partner eats it.

Susie loves turkish snowballs. She loves eating Karl's frozen shit.

by Joe King_ May 22, 2007

Turkish Testicular Tickler

When one man pulls his ball skin apart allows a Turkish man from hell to touch the ball skin with his finger in a fast manner from hell.

Austin: Hey John! Can I have a Turkish Testicular Tickler?
John: Oh hell yeah, right after I kill spiderman.

by Austinshawlikesitintheass69 June 15, 2010

turkish thunder

A Turkish individual who is very ambitious/enthusiastic, but sometimes a bit crazy.

I wanted to paddle down a different river, but the Turkish Thunder would not allow it!

by /Fenders August 24, 2006

Turkish Rambo

A spin off of Rambo done in the early 1990's for the gay and bi-sexual community with a emphasis on homosexual sex instead of fighting.

1: Hey did you see "Turkish Rambo" last night?

2: Hell yeah that action with Colonel Troutpants was HOT!

by Chilidogg May 20, 2008

Turkish Rowboat

When performing intercourse with a woman, the male takes hold of the females legs and proceeds to row with them, as if in a rowboat. This act originated in the country of Turkey, which is where the name came from.

Dude I was banging that chick last night, and I decided break out the Turkish Rowboat, it was legendary!

by Captain Dangerous July 7, 2010