by Sweetmotherfuckerjones May 29, 2020
Get the Sweet mother fucker Jonesmug. A person who works on ships for a living and loses contact with everyone on land. He or She also enjoys and milks the benefits of a life at sea
by RBGeezy November 3, 2010
Get the Nautical Ass Mother Fuckermug. Used as a greeting to a long lost friend after a long time - "mother - fucker" has nothing to do with sex with a mother.
Used as an exclamation: "hey!! I just won 14 million on the lottery!...". Reply: motherrr-fuckerr! or, you murrrer! (for short)
Also, say it with expression mother fucker! Or as a prelude to entering conflict with an enemy: "Come here mother fucker!!" That sort of thing. "He skidded on some diesel and hit the tree but he's alright": reply exclamation: "mother-fucker!"
Used as an exclamation: "hey!! I just won 14 million on the lottery!...". Reply: motherrr-fuckerr! or, you murrrer! (for short)
Also, say it with expression mother fucker! Or as a prelude to entering conflict with an enemy: "Come here mother fucker!!" That sort of thing. "He skidded on some diesel and hit the tree but he's alright": reply exclamation: "mother-fucker!"
by A320 April 7, 2022
Get the Mother-fucker!mug. Person 1: how are you mother fucker
Person 2: im pretty good
This is way better than this
Person 1: how are you dude
Person 2: I iDeNtIfY aS fEmAlE
Person 3: sToP dEmOnIzInG tRaNs PeOpLe By NoT rEsPeCtInG tHeIr PrOnOuN
Person 2: im pretty good
This is way better than this
Person 1: how are you dude
Person 2: I iDeNtIfY aS fEmAlE
Person 3: sToP dEmOnIzInG tRaNs PeOpLe By NoT rEsPeCtInG tHeIr PrOnOuN
by Epic bruh gamer moment August 2, 2019
Get the Mother fuckermug. by Consuela Banana Hammock February 3, 2018
Get the Salty Mother Fuckermug. A guy that just had a breakup with their gf and become insane and say they don't need girls in order to hide that they're butthurt as fuck. After the breakup, literally any attractive girl they see they will say, "they're for the streets" even when they know absolutely nothing about them. They also might frequent the gym, saying "bros over hoes" when in reality they are absolutely devastated mentally and emotionally.
Being resentful is not a bad thing, it's a natural part of human nature that occurs when a loved one is suddenly not in their life anymore. This shit is so fucking cringy when guys pretend that a breakup hasn't affected them in any way like its SO OBVIOUS, they're taking 400mg of tren per week, going to the gym, and pretty much belittling every attractive girl you see even though in the back of ur head you know you want to form a new relationship. Even gym bros know the importance of having a girl in your life. Yes, if you've been through many relationships then maybe it's time to take a break, but don't become a misogynist incel for the love of god. Take life with a grain of salt, it's not the end of the world to have a breakup, there's plenty of more fish in the sea, you're going to make it, trust me.
Being resentful is not a bad thing, it's a natural part of human nature that occurs when a loved one is suddenly not in their life anymore. This shit is so fucking cringy when guys pretend that a breakup hasn't affected them in any way like its SO OBVIOUS, they're taking 400mg of tren per week, going to the gym, and pretty much belittling every attractive girl you see even though in the back of ur head you know you want to form a new relationship. Even gym bros know the importance of having a girl in your life. Yes, if you've been through many relationships then maybe it's time to take a break, but don't become a misogynist incel for the love of god. Take life with a grain of salt, it's not the end of the world to have a breakup, there's plenty of more fish in the sea, you're going to make it, trust me.
Stop being a butthurt mother fucker bro. Also stop saying girls only care about height when u asking out girls that are a good 4-8 inches taller than u. Ur telling me that it isn't natural for a girl 5'8"+ to want a man that's at least 6 feet tall? fuck outta here. Would a taller guy have an advantage in dating over a short guy? Evolutionarily and scientifically, yes, but it is not everything. There is so many more things in a man and women as well that makes them attractive, like looks, hair, personality, voice, muscle mass, intelligence, so much shit, never forget that stuff. i've been writing this for a good hour now and its getting late so I hope anybody reading this gets an ego boost and gets their head out of the fucking swamp.
by Hamburger harold November 3, 2021
Get the butthurt mother fuckermug. man I really used to thing that was the dumbest thing I'd ever seen until I met your stupid ass. Fckn me , your one goofy mother fucker!
by FTW-WTF December 11, 2022
Get the goofy mother fuckermug.