Shit Happens

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!

Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens

by Officer Oggi April 28, 2020

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Shit Happens

What your mom said to her friends after you were born.

"Omg, what is wrong with your kid?"

" Oh, you know. Shit happens. This time I fucked a crocodile. "

by Banana Republik May 22, 2018

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What harmful effects could happen when a metal mixes with acids?

by Hhaahs April 12, 2023

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happening thing

A plan or action with some possibility of a successful outcome. Most often encountered in its negative form.

Jason's dream of passing his algebra test just wasn't a happening thing.

by Max Debord April 21, 2007

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Pic or it did not happen

A sentence used for when hayden says something with out proof

Hayden: Tim told me not to get bit by a werewold when hes the only one whos ever been infected he even got infected twice
Jeremiah: pic or it did not happen

by Shield599 April 22, 2023

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