Nipple Rider

Someone who plays their guitar very high, so that the headstock of their guitar is at the same altitude as their nipple.

Although they are often teased by the faggoty emo/metal junkies, Nipple Riders are the only ones who can actually play a note properly.

Moral of the story: don't sacrifice tone just to look "cool".

Emo kid: Eww look at that Nipple Rider!
Person: At least he's not a dick rider.
Emo kid: .... touche.

Girl: Whoa, you look and play guitar like a fucking g. I offer my pussy to you.
Nipple Rider: kthnx.

by douchebagoftheinternet December 22, 2009

bowl rider

A large turd that goes round and round the toilet bowl instead of flushing for at least 8 seconds.

"YEE HA" THAT TURD'S A REAL BOWL RIDER. COULD HAVE WON THE RODEO.

by wedell March 28, 2010

Disco Rider

1980's terminology for a rice rocket operator decked out in full race wear or flashy riding gear but not having the skill to operate the motorcycle to anywhere near its performance capabilities. A straight line rider who would never "scrape the pipes" or "scrape the center stand". All show and No go.

A Disco Rider is a new Operator of Motorcycles with limited skill or expertise. Flashy "leathers". Inexperienced rider.

by Wheelie King of Springfield October 29, 2008

stoge-rider

Someone who chain-smokes squares back to back while being fubar.

G-money was at a block party getting fubar and being a stoge-rider.

by G$ aka Flash Gordon September 01, 2007

cow rider

A cow rider is a person who rides cows on their spare time

“Can u go to the cinema” “no” “y” “I’m busy””ugh ur such a cow rider”

by Cowrider38746381 September 28, 2020

panda rider

A derogatory term for Chinese people, mostly ones who drive expensive cars, yet do not shower.

Tom- Did you see my roommate Feng Chin bought a new Audi?!

John- Holy shit, that dude can't even shower!

Tom- I know, that fuckin' panda rider...

by William Squier February 18, 2011

dick rider

someone esp. a male who is always on another male dick. always talking about that guy, bringing up his name.

person 1: yo did u see what sam had on today, that fool was tacky as hell

person 2: man why u always on that man case, stop being a dick rider

by sonfa October 01, 2008