shoulder surfing

checking out better online chatting prospects. you may be engaged in a chat with someone, but keeping a look-out for a more interesting chat partner.

Jack was constantly shoulder surfing for Tracy, while he chatted with Jill.

by Shandell April 15, 2008

Slopey Shouldered

when a person delegates anything given to them or slides it straight off their work load onto someone else out of utter laziness

Boss: Steve, can you print off this large batch of documents for me?

Steve: Ryan can print on his machine *walks off*

Ryan: Thanks, you slopey shouldered t**t.

by RMR@RRC April 08, 2011

Cold Shoulder

A term originating from the gay scene in Texas referring to the HIV virus and/or AIDS

Shortly after my sleepover with Jack up on Brokeback Mountain I realized he'd given me the Cold Shoulder.

by Subvertir August 27, 2010

chode-shoulder

giving someone the "cold shoulder" but only for short &+ fat people :D

out with the hiney in with the chodey (chode-shoulder), you wouldnt get it

by sloth :) August 19, 2009

Shoulder Lean

lean ur shoulders from side to side when dancing b/c ur too pussy to shake that ass

i Shoulder Lean in my moms car b/c im sitting down in i can't dance

by tits in cocks April 20, 2006

head and shoulders

To have ones head so far up their anus, you can only see from the shoulders down.

When my girlfriend is being intentionally difficult, I roll my eyes and exclaim to my friends: She is being head and shoulders today!

by Andrew Gulak June 23, 2005

shoulder surfing

A stolen term from surf lingo. (Everyone seems to try to inject surfing vernacular into there vocabulary, hoping to acquire what use to be surfing coolness. i.e. web surfing). Laughably surfing has become so commercialized that it is no longer a cool association. Real term is "shoulder hopping": to drop in on someone elses wave, not at the peak but at the shoulder (down the line). A Wuss thing to do since it is generally easier and rude to do this.

Dude1: "This dude shoulder hopped me so I speared his brand new Channel Islands board with my old Cordell and did some serious damage." Chuckling

Dude2: "Right-on bro. He's one of those Corona Del Mar kooks anyways."

not shoulder surfing

by Silverfish February 10, 2006