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Raymonde

When drinking alcohol, the point at which a person suddenly changes from "pleasantly drunk" to "a completely out of control shit-faced mess".

A fellow drinker, upon noticing that their friend is imminently at this point, may signify their observance by rapidly tapping the table and exclaiming that "Raymonde is knocking on the door"
He was ok until that last vodka, then he went totally Raymonde.

One minute he seemed fine and then Raymonde paid him a visit
by Mordeymania September 4, 2023
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Felix Raymond arc

Killing children (specifically paralyzing them and throwing them out a window)

Or

Performing a lobotomy on a fourteen year old girl named Isabella

Or

Being a shitty father/person
Person A: I’m going to Felix Raymond arc just like Felix (Raymond) !
Person B: you’re gonna get arrested you dumb fuck!
by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022
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Dirty Raymond

When your out drinking with your buddies and you abruptly decide to leave the bar at 12 AM sharp bc your girl who you claim is not your girl wants u to come over so you argue with your buddy who ride with you and drop him off at the top of the hill then proceed to drive to Warwood and have sex with said 40 year old woman and tuck her kids into bed immediately after without washing your hands.
Damn Johnny boy bailed on us last night, pulled the old Dirty Raymond when we were just trying to chill at the Third Alarm and have a good time.
by Carryon Johnson April 11, 2024
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raymond ofner

An amazing awesome person. Very athletic gorgos eyes and amazing hair. Super duper cute. Has amazing clothes shoes and socks. The most funniest person in America.
Raymond ofner is awesome
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Raymond

Raymond... Such a great person. At first when you meet him he might be awkward and apear a bit rude but once he trusts you its like no one else in the world matters around you. He will steal your heart with a look and a smile. Hes afraid to show his feelings and his true self. He calls himself ugly but he doesnt know how cute he is and that his looks dont matter but his enjoyable and funny personality. You get nervous around him and then you dont want him to leave. Once he trusts you he might only care about you and make space for you. He will leave his friends to sit next to you at lunch. And he might even give you some of his McNuggets. And he will ask for you advice and for your help in assigments or things he's not confident enough to do on his own. And he defenetly has the prettiest eye's and dark black hair.
Raymond:"Hi girl 1" (he sits down next to girl 1)
girl 1: "hi Raymond"
Raymond:"hey by the way can you help me in class"(he smiles)
girl1:"sure!"(gets butterflies)
girl 1's thought's:"such beautifull eyes and his smile"
by nice tacos you have there March 16, 2022
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Owen Raymond Pole

Owen Raymond Pole is so fucking gay it's unbelievable how retarded he is
by UrMothersBitch December 2, 2020
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