partner tour

Describing one that has too many exes in a short amount of time

Person 1: dude, Adam is walking with his 7th girlfriend this month!
Person 2: thats crazy, he’s literally on a partner tour!
Adam: shut the fuck up

by ₽eri September 21, 2025

Partner tolerant sexual preference

Aka. P.T.S.P.; When an individual will sleep with people; regardless of whether or not they are romantically involved with them

Brandon will sleep with people regardless of whether or not he is dating them. He has a partner tolerant sexual preference.

by Vanguard 1998 April 15, 2021

partneritis

the inflation of an attorneys ego, wants and needs when he or she has been promoted from an associate position to a partner at a law firm.

Alan the Attorney: "Hey Suzy, do I have an aisle seat for my flight?"

Suzy the Secretary: "I'm sure you do, but I will double check."

Alan the Attorney: "Yes, please do. If I don't have an aisle seat I'm going to just kill myself."

Suzy the Secretary (to her co-worker): "Alan has gotten such partneritis since his promotion! He says he'll kill himself if he doesn't get an aisle seat! Maybe I should just put him in the middle ..."

by Suzy the Secretary February 2, 2010

Pic Partner

Someone who is as horny as you, and wants to trade nudes late at night.

Oh that Alex girl is cute, maybe she should be my Pic Partner.
Austin is so fucking hot! I just want him to be my Pic Partner all night!

by PartnerOnTheRanch April 5, 2019

Partner

some person you date, marry and fuck daily and have a mega affair at work in front of your workers (your the ceo :) )make

*making out with ur partner in front of your workers*

Worker 1: Guys, we should go *leaves*
Worker 2: THE FUCK I AIN'T
Worker 3: *faints*
Worker 4: Damn *insert name* fainted good for them

* You finish making out*
*realizes You did that in front of the whole company*
You: oh fuck-

by roxie the dancey dance July 31, 2022

National Ignore Your Partner Day

Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence

Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.

by grayisthegoat June 7, 2024

Partner Blindness

Partner Blindness (PB) allows your partner to not see any of the things that needs to be done... like bathroom look like a frat house, partner blindness allows them to see it as the Ritz Carlton... garbage overflowing? PB allows them to walk right by... 5 baskets of laundry sitting on the table needing to go upstairs? PB allows for them to become very resourceful and eat on the square inch that is not covered

Is your Partner Blindness acting up? Can you not see the massive amount of dishes in the sink?

by Kristinarepp March 28, 2021