Mickey Mouse

Repairied in an unsuitable fashion.
Duct taped together or jury rigged.

1st Dude: Can you fix my bike?
2nd Dude: Sure.
2nd Dude: Here, I'm done.
1st Dude: Dude you mickey moused it!
2nd Dude: Your welcome

by James Sheridan April 19, 2005

mouse bounce

Origins trace back to the Mousecat sometimes reffered to as Moosecat.The coolest of cool dance moves.. An up and down bouncing motion generally performed while driving but can be performed just as easily walking, eating, or while having sex. Easy to pull off but extremely difficult to perfect. When performed as awesome as the Mousecat, it is a sure fire way of attracting females and panda bears of all types. Also, it makes vaginas cry.

"How did that guy become so cool and get all those wet girls?"
" I dont know but ive never seen anyone mouse bounce like that before!"
"Oh shit look out for the panda bear!"

by Herbie Skwirtz February 3, 2010

Slip of the Mouse

When, on the computer, you go to click on a file, page or button and accidentally click on the one next to it resulting in loss of work.

Example 1:
I'm really sorry I meant to press save but instead I pressed don't save, it was an honest Slip of the Mouse.
Example 2:
Damn, I made a Slip of the Mouse I meant to heal but I cast a spell, now I'm all out of mana.

by Smoffie Bluester May 25, 2009

mouse on a tramp

Spread your ballsack wide and then flop your cock up and down, like a mouse on a trampoline.

Aug dawg sat on a crusty couch in westsinster on a lonely Monday night, bouncing his mouse on a tramp.

by Aug dawg November 24, 2013

Mouse Chocolate

The itty-bitty, ooey-gooey raisin-textured, smothered in milk chocolate, pellets that come out of the south end of a north-bound mouse.

Sam: "I can't wait to eat some yummy mouse chocolate in that old abandoned house!"

Frank: "Isn't that just poop?"

Sam: "Uh...no. Nope. Definitely not."

by orgasmic tomatoes April 5, 2015

Mouse Crack

Mouse Crack is the dust that emits from a natural crack in a kangaroo rat that has spent too long in a sewer. This is quality stuff which leads various species (including humans) to go to far extents to obtain this legendary item. Gimme sum of dat mouse crack. Heya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u kno wut i wan so giveitomeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go git ur own mouse crack, but this wons MIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U go git dis stuf from Moushek urself!

Jimmy Neutron wanted mouse crack so bad that he visited the kangaroo rat's sewer himself.

by ApricotFoxx September 1, 2019

pipe mouse

A new or used tampon.

This girl and I were about to get it on, but it was her time of the month. She decided to pull the pipe mouse and go at it.

by Blunt instrument May 20, 2017