Karen

A nickname often referring to pretentious bitches who prioritize their gratification over the needs of others and expect everything to conform to their expectations. They will literally do anything to get their way, as it is their top priority.

Karen: I'm gonna go to a concert! Oh fuck, all the parking spots are taken.... except for this handicapped spot.
Handicapped person: *takes handicapped spot*

Karen: *to handicapped person* LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!!!

Handicapped person: Why?
Karen: Because I deserved that parking spot more than you!
Handicapped person: What are you talking about? I'm handicapped, so isn't it important that I get this spot?
Karen: NO! I DESERVE THIS SPOT MORE BECAUSE MY GRATIFICATION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR ACCESSIBILITY!!!!!!!!! I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU FOR ILLEGAL PARKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cop: *to handicapped person* I was informed that you parked illegally?
Handicapped person: No, I didn't
Cop: Oh. *charges Karen for allegation*

by PussyEater69000 June 17, 2022

Karen

A hot-headed vegan women. Mostly likely has divorced her husband. Single, anti-vax mom. Will always ask to speak to the manager at a store when something is slightly below par. Has short dirty blonde hair and took the kids. Takes her sons to soccer every week. Looks like she is aged in her mid 30's to mid 40's. Not fat but not fit either. Wears ugly casual clothes.

Tim: "watch out Tom, Karen wants to speak to the manager"
Tom: "Isn't she a vegan?"

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

Karen

Middle-aged white woman, 10/10 will take the kids

-Please, Karen, just let me see them, they are my kids too.

by HighVoltage2002 December 27, 2018

Karen

Karen comes in after the divorce just to take the kids her and her bob cut want to speak to your manager because her food turned lukewarm because she left it instead of eating it

Karen is a bitch who took the kids

by I hate Karen January 7, 2019

Karen

"Karen" is a name used for middle aged women. These women are usually rude and bitchy. They like to blame everyone else but themselves for everything. They like to fabricate things and complain to the manager.... Only to be told they're in the wrong and then kick off, angrily.
They also like to start on other innocent people, like in parks when a child gets injured and Karen explodes. They are also Entitled Parents. They like to embarrass their kids

Karen: I cant afford to pay for my food shopping, this is your fault!!! I want to talk to the manager! 😠 *glaring at the cashier*
*cashier gets manager*
Manager: It's not our fault you can't shop within your means. Please leave the shop
*Karen throws hissy fit*

by BeRealAboutIt November 11, 2019

Karen

A great person that loves everyone and is respectful if you give her your heart she will give it back but don’t piss her off, or she will explode with rage.

Karen is great I want a karen

by Pasolini October 5, 2019

Karen

a salty middle-aged white woman in her mid-40s, driving either a Volvo, Mercedes, or Cadillac, has 2 or 3 kids, wears acrylic nails all the time, has the trademark haircut. Has an "I own everything attitude" and if she or her demon spawn don't get what they want, they go off and sue.

a Karen demanded my phone today because her son is so much smarter than me
bruh watch out for the Karen

by Dr. no u April 22, 2020