Tarred and feathered

When you blow a load of semon on someone's face and then throw confetti and/or glitter on them.

I totally tarred and feathered that bitch last night.

by The Godlewski Shiner household September 6, 2016

borrowed feathers

Borrowed feathers

Rob him of his borrowed feathers.

by anonymous September 13, 2025

Feathered cringle

The result of an unfortunate accident which fused a Santa clause and a chicken. Can be seen either in the north pole, or inside your chicken coop.

Hey i saw a feathered cringle yesterday.
Whoa dude where?
In your chicken coop.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

Bears of a Feather

A malaphor describing two people exhibiting ursine characteristics such as going to bed early, excessive sleepiness, or sniffing out food in the early morning.

"sorry i missed the show, I fell asleep at six"
"so did I"
"well aren't we just bears of a feather"

by Rolandofgilead December 22, 2024

Feather Your Nest

To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.

Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.

by ericgododgers September 1, 2010

The Feather Family Fipples

A nipple on a male or female which is extremely broad and has the same circumference as a size 3 soccer ball.

Dude my girls got the feather family fipples, I touched them and it was like touching a watermelon.

by Con1ron May 7, 2018

White Feather

Describing a launching of a projectile of any kind that was taken with extreme precision, referencing the astonishing accuracy of an american sniper in the vietnam war who wore a white feather on his helmet.

“Woah, you white feather’d that load into me babe”
“Watch this, im gonna white feather this paper into the trash”

by Jared1337 June 13, 2021