crying caucasian

Crying Caucasian is when a white person uses their privilege to get what they want.

They will ask to speak with management until they are satisfied with receiving compensation for there bad behavior aka crying Caucasian

by Pinksage February 17, 2023

crying lawyer

crying lawyer is a snargle bush who is in need of a shower. not just a quick rinse, but a deep clean. its body odor can be smelt all the way from China and anyone within 50 centimeters will most likely pass out from its armpit stink. the nasal passages are filled with treasures and when you sit next to it in English, you tend to go crazy listening to the constant sniffles. when it talks, it sounds so congested and nasaly that you'll probably want to rip your ears out. its big, brown moles are filled with black, greasy hairs and don't get me started on the umbrella bird hairstyle its got going on. the snargle bush lives on a farm and it really shows through its personal hygiene. don't be alarmed if the snargle bush asks you trivia questions. mostly likely you can just ignore it and it'll go away. to live a snargle bush free life, simply buy your own can of snargle bush repellent today. call 1-800-snarglebushfree or forever live your life drowning in its BO.

"That crying lawyer wears the same swim sweatshirt everyday and never gets washed"

by fhdxhtsxvhfccjjjv August 17, 2016

cry juice

Cry juice is the stuff that lets you cry. If you run out, then you can't cry anymore. It's like a specified amount and goes down when crying.

"Hey are you okay? Are you crying?" "Nope. Plus, I ran out of cry juice years ago."

by Nadernad February 25, 2019

Tactical cry

Making a pre-planned effort to cry at a specific time in order to unload tears and emotions in order to continue with life as if nothing has happened.

I’ve been holding the fort for my family for so long I had to go to the garage and have a 5 minute tactical cry in order to carry on helping them.

by D the H December 12, 2022

Cry and Wank

Going to cry, and do something that makes us happy but there's a chance it won't do anything.

Person 1: "I'm going to cry and wank."
Person 2: "Are you alright?"
Person 1: "No."

by tiimos September 11, 2020

crying kitty

A squirting pussy.

A squirting vagina.

A squirting genitalia.

My crying kitty exploded all over his face.

by Maxylover May 30, 2017

WingsOfRedemption Cry

When someone has a WingsOfRedemption Cry it sounds like a puppy whine.

Richard: "HUAE! *dog whimpers*"

Jake: Dude, you sound like such a bitch!
Alex: Bro, how?
Jake: You got that WingsOfRedemption Cry, man! Sounding like a puppy!

by BanMeForPepsi April 10, 2023