boyfriend bench

The bench designated for boyfriends to sit on, usually outside a fitting room, while their girlfriends shop and try-on clothes.

Mark: Dude, I hate shopping with my girlfriend.

Ron: Let me guess...she makes you go store to store and hang out on the boyfriend bench.

by yay4me80 November 15, 2007

ex boyfriend

The guy who cheats on you and then breaks up with you on your birthday because he "feels bad" and thinks "you desearve better"

My ex boyfriend is an asshole

by HelloDork June 21, 2009

Boxset Boyfriend

A character you genuinely fall in love with while binge watching a series

"Did you watch Prison Break last night? T-Bag is my boxset boyfriend"

by Vivalaleslo January 31, 2018

Virtual Boyfriend

An Internet-Boyfriend; the couple have never met each other in real life, and the entire relationship is based on email and/or instant messanger conversations.

No need to shave your legs when the only action you're getting is cybersex with your Virtual Boyfriend.

by RachBU January 24, 2008

Perfect Boyfriend

Someone who is simply amazing, takes your breath away, leaves you with a smile on your face. The boy of your dreams. Someone who'll always be there for you, cheers you up, never makes you upsets, doesn't lie or cheat. ALWAYS honest. Reminds you how lucky he is to have you, tells you how beautiful you are regardless what you look like. The boy you never want to lose. The one you love no matter what and he loves you no matter what.

Kory is the guy of my dreams, he's simply amazing, and he always takes my breath away! He is the perfect boyfriend !

by T-rockk bay bee February 18, 2011

community boyfriend

A boyfriend that doesn’t know how to set boundaries with females , or just had too many female friends/ very popular with girls 💀(red flag)

Me: My boyfriend is spending time with so many other girls :< it hurts I never hear about his male friends.

You: sorry girl, you got a community boyfriend 🚩💀🤯

by Nina_banana<3 May 18, 2023

diet boyfriend

All the fun, half the calories. A fuck buddy basically, but a much better name for it :)

he's my diet boyfriend. Don't have to deal with none of his problems!

by hypermonkeychik June 25, 2010