You are sim

Keyword for identifying known hipsters, after identification has been completed you then proceed to show a picture of infamous and controversial figure Dongsim. This is often then proceeded by commonly male and male sexual intercourse.

Man 1 : you are sim! *shows picture of Dongsim*

Man 2 : you are sim! *shows picture of Dongsim*

*violent buttsex*

by Oneygram March 9, 2024

sim jack sandy

Sim Jack Sandy; a person who’s occupying a cell phone in which have hacked into and they are constantly conducting cyber attacks to that person’s device. Also, robocalls are Sim Jack Sandy as well, since they’re the ones who have hacked and now they’re pinging it by conducting robocalls, telemarketers, and the pinging of that device. (any cellphone can be hacked and robocalls are linked to Sim Jackers)

There it goes again, Sim Jack Sandy is at it again with the glitches on my phone.

Another potential spam calling, damn, Sim Jack Sandy stays hounding my locations.

by Mr.all.smiles July 19, 2021

sim bot

someone who’s super quirky!!

“omg did you olivia today, she’s such a quirky little sim bot”

by imaquirkysimbot November 30, 2018

Ivan Sim

Ivan has a small dick, loves to do the pampam with Manow in his Toyota Vios. He is a very nice guy, with good music talent, ranging from piano to guitar and violin. He changes a VW Golf during the age of 23. Unfortunately, his VW Golf broken down in 2022 and requires the engine to be overhaul. He will spend a fortune in this unfortunate incident. In the future, he will be inheriting the father’s company Chi Tak Sdn Bhd.

Wow, you got a VW Golf?!
Yes, I’m very Ivan Sim.

Wow, you pampam-ed with Manow?
Yes!! I’m so Ivan Sim.

by Leong Jing Ting November 22, 2021

Dirty Dim Sim

When you sleep with a leftover woman at the end of a party - all that was left at the end of the night was a dirty dim sim in a hot box at the local 24h servo.

"Can't believe you slept with that dirty dim sim last night Greg, that was just terrible"
"OMG I can't believe Greg went home with that dirty dim sim, she's trash"

by MrChewy818 May 8, 2018

Farm Sim

Farm sim will numb your pain until it comes to hay season. Then you just wanna kys

I hate life right now. I’m gonna play farm sim. But it’s hay season so imma just kms

by Lizzy Hogarth July 14, 2024

Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.

Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.

by pooooooki July 30, 2025