life is a lot like a penis soft, straight and hanging free until a women comes along and makes it hard
by easy way out June 9, 2018
Get the life mug.Originally a term for NEETs and shut-ins that do not even have a shard of personal or social interactions with people they have known or know outside of online communities. In modern times, the phrase is frowned upon, and those who say it are immediately considered to be immature or egotistical. This is because of an abundance of children on the internet repeatedly and obnoxiously using the word as an insult, regardless of whether or not they do "have a life."
(During an online chat, someone asks the users what they enjoy personally.)
Person 1: I personally enjoy playing video games. I even have a collection of them!
Person 2: LOL, VIDEO GAMES? You have no life!
Person 1: Actually, I do have a life, so fuck off, you fucking 11 year old.
Person 1: I personally enjoy playing video games. I even have a collection of them!
Person 2: LOL, VIDEO GAMES? You have no life!
Person 1: Actually, I do have a life, so fuck off, you fucking 11 year old.
by Baconpower December 4, 2016
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The thing that keeps kicking you in the balls even when you think you're protected by three hundred meters of steel. When the thing finally stops kicking your sexual organs, you die. Great.
by Anakior November 23, 2017
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