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Jessica

Steal your man kinda person. She will love your boy. She cheats on her boyfriend then flirts with your friends boy. She’ll do this till she gets him. She flirt untill it’s over and she won’t give a dam. Boys do fall for her but if your man a loyal then he won’t. She’ll say she don’t like him but the look on her face says she loved him.

She’ll want to be with him all the time - if you go out with a Jessica I feel sorry for you. You probably dumped your perfect girl for her - don’t lie - she will hypnotise you you’ll fall in a trance and get lost
Teacher: Everyone you are all moving seats

Teacher: Jessica can you switch seats with Zoe so your now next to Dave and Zoe is next to Jack

Jessica (out loud) “errrr! I hate my life, kill me now!!!” *walking slowly*

Jessica (inside): “ I LOVE MY LIFE. Goodbye boyfriends flirting with a my future one, then my boy will break up with me I have Dave all to my self!!!”

DEFINTION: SLUT
by Simpson’s December 2, 2017
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Jessica

haha that's quite the Jessica that girl has there
by japple October 22, 2014
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Jessica

A person with glasses and can't sing she has no friends and she is a storker and a pervert.
A dumb and lazy kid will become Jessica
by S,mih May 13, 2017
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jessica

a girl who steals girls boyfriends. she is very selfish and is a women to stab you in the back
you are so jessica
by medjnd July 25, 2017
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jessica

the BIGGEST sult you will ever know
guy1: woah is jessica even wearing any pants?
guy2: damn her ass looks like my grandmas...
girl1: such a fucking slut!
by ballinhard5 April 12, 2016
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jessica

a bitch. a snake. someone you CANNOT TRUST. will steal your man because she is the worst.
"got backstabbed by a friend"
"what a fucking jessica"
by impettyasheck September 22, 2017
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