You

Accident

Stranger: what am I?
Me: YOU are an accident.
Stranger:oooffff
Me: sksksksk

by DankGoatMemes March 8, 2019

No you

Godlike comeback. If you pull this you are immortal

Doctor:sir you have cancer and will die in ten seconds
Me:no you
Doctor:gang gang*dies*

by Hamburher January 6, 2020

No you

The greatest comeback of all time

Bully: your such a cock head you pussy shit.
Kid: No you

by UUUUUUUUUUHH November 19, 2019

You

A retard

You stupid bitch

by Pussyeatter269 June 12, 2023

You

The biggest mistake

You are the biggest mistake the word had ever seen

by RedSample November 29, 2018

NO YOU

A phrase for when you have no come back after your friend roasts you. Some deny the power of such words, but you will always win the roast battles. A turn of events will shock your opponent into losing terribly.

Friend: Your face is so ugly when you look in the mirror you become blind
Me: NO YOU!

Friend: *speechless*
Me: Yeet
Friend: *dies*

by CHARLATTEBOSS January 21, 2019

You

Someone who searches up "you" on Urban Dictionary.

You.

by Neverhood84679237 March 6, 2022