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San Francisco Swim Meet

When someone skeets so much into a pool another person swims in it
The summer was so hot that Bob had to go to the San Francisco Swim Meet
by Peter File 69 January 20, 2008
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San Francisco Dinner Party

when two gay guys cut open each other stomachs, and eat all of their internal organs, and then cut out the mans anus and use it as a bracelet
i invited my gay friend over tonight and we had a san francisco dinner party
by Junglecattiger2 January 19, 2011
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San Francisco Slip n Slide

1. Human or, in lesser instances, animal feces found carelessly deposited on a sidewalk, parking lot, or other place where people commonly walk, originating in the notorious behavor by the homeless of San Francisco, California.
2. The act of inadvertently stepping into feces under such conditions.
Yesterday while walking downtown, I ruined a brand new pair of shoes. I wasn’t paying attention and accidentally stepped into a San Francisco Slip n Slide.”
by Mr.44 July 20, 2018
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San Francisco Corn Dog

A sexual act in which a male covers his penis in feces; he then proceeds to put it in the oven to warm it. Finally, after squeezing mustard on the warm feces covered member, a woman takes the cock in her mouth until ejaculation.
Dude, Shelley was so hungry until I gave her a big San Francisco Corn Dog
by Chuck Central June 20, 2011
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San Francisco Pile Driving Sloppy Joe

A term used to describe when bestiality is performed on a stray dog that has some kind of anal disease that makes things all the more stickier. Normally, this occurs on the streets of San Francisco when a homeless man encounters a dog and is bored.
That was the messiest San Francisco Pile Driving Sloppy Joe EVAR!
by JakeTheKiffer September 11, 2011
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San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)

When two dudes pink sock themselves, and one engulfs the other in a docking manner
Do you really love your lover, if you havent tried the San Francisco Smooch (aka The Pink Sock Dock)?
by Chefychefchef February 8, 2020
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San Francisco mud

The liquid human feces found on the streets of San Francisco.
Is this San Francisco mud on your shoes or what?
by Sexydimma January 21, 2023
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