rowan

the most hottest sexiest man alive
this shawty the hottest and will make u drool vigorously

Deborah: Damn, you see that guy, he looks like a Rowan
Robert: Packing, too. Real hottie

by vesper ate soap March 15, 2022

rowan

all men named rowan do is mcdonald's charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie

girl : hey rowan can you stop being racist
rowan : eat hot chip and grink

by uwu queen bish February 18, 2024

Rowan

You are very crazy and you have 3 siblings who you frequently fight with. You also are very good at running around everywhere including inside your house. Most people find you annoying but still like you.

or you are a literal tree.

Rowan is running around watch out!

by Frozenfan724(9) June 20, 2021

Rowan

Rowan is generally quiet, but when he does talk, he usually says something important, or a sarcastic one liner.
Rowan enjoys geography, and even if he isn't the best at sports, he gives 100% every day. Rowan usually has rare facial features, and often Rowan has curly hair, and blue eyes. Rowan doesn't often go after girls, but when he does, he has insane rizz.
Rowan usually watches the NBA, and has great taste in favorite teams. He hates the Grizzlies, and loves the Warriors.

Girl: Hey Rowan, you're looking cute today
Rowan: *ignores them*

Friend: Hey Rowan, wanna pay some fn?
Rowan: Ofc. I'm bouta shit on all y'all

by WarriorFan08 March 1, 2023

Rowan Branch

A caucasian male who fucks dogs and eats their tight little pussys.

Rowan Branch fucked my dog until it died.

by efeiihjrjet December 17, 2018

rowan

one sexy ass non binary mf. So cool and sexy. They’re so smart and cool and Jean and Reiner would love them 😩😩😩

rowan is so fucking sexy!!

by rowanlee1 February 21, 2021

ROWAN

The best girl I’ve ever known who is always right and is extremely funny. A tad sarcastic, but not mean unless pissed off. Basically a hot ass bitch with social anxiety and depression. Also a slight eating disorder and OCD but still hot.

Person: wow Rowan you’re so funny and hot and clever and amazing
Rowan: I know

by defnotrowan November 22, 2021