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Melvin

A type of wedgie given from the front, displacing the penis and squashing the testicles
Joe and Ethan were playing a wedgie game. They did rock, paper, sizzors in rounds of ten. Whoever lost one round, they got a wedgie from the back. Joe won the first round. Ethan turned round and Joe dug into his trousers and seized his red calvin klien boxer-briefs and gave him a wedgie. Ethan giggled as he felt his underwear go in between his ass cheeks. They went again. Joe hit a rock and Ethan hit sizzors, he lost again! Ethan sighed but laughed as he stood facing Joe. Joe laughed as he pulled up Ethan's shirt and sized the front of his red calvin Klien boxer-briefs, Joe tugged them right up to Ethan's stomach, giving him a melvin, displacing his penis and squashing his testicles. Good for Ethan that he won the next round and tugged Joe's white Topman boxer-briefs hard up his ass.
by Spectreactivecamo December 3, 2021
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Melvin

The blending of the names of Melissa and Kevin. The best couple on Earth. Real ride or die Bonnie and Clyde type.
"I cant wait to celebrate Melvin at their wedding.
by LocalLinda March 22, 2024
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The Melvin

When you throw a grape as hard as you can at a Black
Did you see that bitch cry after lunch?
I melvined her ass! -The Melvin
by Melvin276473&2 March 26, 2024
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