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Andrew

Small dick small brain and ya small friends well no friends
Andrew is big gay
by You and me are family May 10, 2019
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Andrew

The term "Andrew" is a verb which means "to rip off someone in a fantasy sports trade by convincing the other manager that the proposed trade is extremely fair when, in fact, the proposed trade is anything but fair".
"Dude, did you see how I totally andrewed Adam in that trade? I actually convinced him that Mark Ingram was worth Drew Brees in value!"

"Be careful man, that manager like to andrew people."

"Jeez, he's been andrewing people all season!"
by dannyboy098765 October 20, 2011
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Andrew

A good friend at first then a douche when it comes to girls, always ditching friends, what you would call a pussy snake. Steals Girlfriends and it overall a douche with a very tiny penis.
Andrews such a great friend *A week later* woow that dick stold my girlfriend what a dick!
by Vegagaga November 29, 2011
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Andrew

A homosexual faggot, who touches himself at night. Likes to sing Journey when nobodys looking. Takes it in the ass and thinks hes black. Andrews can be considered the next Hitler. Doesnt like jews and shoves sharp objects in their rectum. doesnt like to talk to girls. Andrews tend to shit their pants whenever they either 1. Talk to new people 2. Get excited or 3. Look at furry animals. Normally gets by thinking of old wrinkly old women in thongs. Andrews tend to lick themselves and to finger their anus until they scream. Has massive hair in their ass and they sleep by jerking off to teletubbies. Often get scared by watching lesbians. They need to find jesus.
by Whattttttheeeeufck January 16, 2009
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Andrew

The scariest thing that was ever made in the planet
by The real bumbum February 28, 2020
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Andrew

That's my name. Hi.
"Hey, I'm Andrew."
"Dude I've known you for 7 years wtf is wrong with you'
"I'm Andrew."
by IDontKnowWhoJoeIsStop July 9, 2021
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Andrew

Normally a males name. Believes he failed as a man. Vows to always be single so he can’t hurt anyone Anymore. Normally someone who everyone can laugh AT. Deserves the pain he’s in. Wishes people the happiness they get in life. Wants people to be loved in ways he can’t. He now knows his worth. Normally says sorry a lot because he knows he’s always wrong.
Haha haha!! Laugh at Andrew
by IamWorThless420 June 20, 2020
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