Jessica

Jessica is one of two things, either she is a really hot rich girl who lives in California and eats organic food or a young blonde girl who likes music and draws. Sometimes she can be quite extra with everything she does. She is overly perky and thinks that normal things like having braces are her own special quirks because she does not realize that she is not in fact that special and that she is a cookie cutter girl that nobody remembers that they went to high school with. She tries too hard to be the girl next door. She can easily become an obsessive ex. She is the type to #stan (Stalk & Fan) her boyfriend, starbucks, ugg boots and Zoella.

Girl: OMG Did you hear how stupid Jessica sounded when she called herself "special snowflake."

Friend: Yes, she is so basic!

Girl: RIGHHTT

by O.R.HHS July 9, 2017

Jessica

a little butt

haha that's quite the Jessica that girl has there

by japple October 22, 2014

Jessica

A person with glasses and can't sing she has no friends and she is a storker and a pervert.

A dumb and lazy kid will become Jessica

by S,mih May 13, 2017

jessica

a girl who steals girls boyfriends. she is very selfish and is a women to stab you in the back

you are so jessica

by medjnd July 25, 2017

jessica

the BIGGEST sult you will ever know

guy1: woah is jessica even wearing any pants?
guy2: damn her ass looks like my grandmas...
girl1: such a fucking slut!

by ballinhard5 April 12, 2016

jessica

a bitch. a snake. someone you CANNOT TRUST. will steal your man because she is the worst.

"got backstabbed by a friend"
"what a fucking jessica"

by impettyasheck September 22, 2017

Jessica

Demonic ass

Don't be a jessica

by e wghfberndsadv3ewhjdn erc August 20, 2016