Smoking Dragon

When you're girl lights up a cigarette, bang her doggystyle and when she inhales her last puff, stick it down her throat and hold her nose

My girl wanted to quit her cigarette habit so I gave her a smoking dragon

by Slimy Mexican July 4, 2025

Dragon Porn

Some call it romanticy (Romantic Adventure), but we all know that it's a bunch of dragons having sex.

My wife was reading her dragon porn again, until Ryan decided to introduce her to drag(on) queen porn.

by Repressed Humor Issues July 9, 2025

pitaya dragon cookie

stupid twink dragon cookie

stupid twink pitaya dragon cookie

by k0r3an July 15, 2025

National fuck a dragon day

On July 19th, the Nation recognizes and celebrates the auspicious sexuality of dragons and dragon fuckers. Observation of the holiday includes activities like fucking a dragon, sending well wishes to dragons who enjoy fucking, and announcing your proclivity for fucking dragons.

I roll to seduce the dragon with +3 advantage. Also, Happy National Fuck A Dragon Day to those who celebrate!

by Urbandanny July 18, 2025

Raikou of the dragons

Raikou of the dragons (or ROTD) is a fake anime created by @ianburp on tiktok to "trick posers" on 17/07/2025

"Woah have you seen Raikou of the dragons? Its such a great anime"
"Yes! I just finished it! ROTD is the best!"
"Bro.."

by Aggressive Poke Bowl July 18, 2025

Double Dragon

What is it called when you ate a big meal and then got super drunk and start getting diarrhea and while your on the toilet you realize you have to throw up and so you get up and turn around and start throwing up into the toilet but the pressure on your stomach from throwing up also makes you shit diarrhea on the bathroom floor and so you got stuff coming out of both ends and it’s literally like the rock bottom of your entire life and then you end up blacking out on the bathroom floor.

“After that triple dipper and 14 shots of orange flavored vodka I performed a double dragon in the bathroom”

by EvilChihuahua17 July 18, 2025

Raikou of the Dragons

An internet hoax to gatekeep anime from fake weebs. RotD was made by a creator after they were sick of people lying about watching anime, so they asked the internet to act like this anime was real and if someone said they had ACTUALLY watched it, they were lying since it's not real. It is said that the last episode was traumatic to say the least

Real Weeb: have you watched Raikou of the Dragons?
Fake weeb: Oh yeah, often usually it's my favourite! >w<
Real Weeb: what do you mean? Its not real

by anonymous July 18, 2025