Bob Evans

When you don’t know if you need to throw up or shit and both come out at the same time.

The food I just ate didn’t sit well in my stomach at all; I needed to Bob Evans and start from scratch

by Mad Shitter June 28, 2024

Sparkly Bob

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a woman's ear.

We both felt that the eye was too risky, so I just gave her a Sparkly Bob.

by RB_LIVE August 11, 2009

Bobs

A 100kg failure

Hey look at that Bobs.Look at his report card

by James Rodafriguez September 13, 2020

jimmy bill bob

the old one of endless power and sex

all hail jimmy bill bob

by bob llib ymmij December 9, 2022

Bobs pillow

A large pimple

Damn, I got Bobs pillow on my ass.

by Chilli & Lemon August 30, 2012

Bob Ross

The only reason I'm able to fall asleep at night

Why take sleep medication when you could watch Bob Ross?

by That thing in your eye April 5, 2023

bob

That son of a bitch from the math problem

Teacher: Bob bought 300 watermelons

Student: Who tf would buy 300 watermelons

by AK-47.2 November 12, 2020