The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

by plssn April 11, 2020

Called Forward

to be called forward is to hear an inner voice that demands that you take action

At that moment I felt called forward: , I heard that inner voice, and I knew to be true to myself I needed to answer the call and speak up to say out loud exactly was what was on my mind, that wasn't a joke. It wasn't funny - it was from a perspective of ignorance.

by collinka October 30, 2021

Allah is calling

"allah is calling" is the best shirt ever created. U can find it on Amazon. It is a shirt that says "Allah is calling" with one red button that says decline and one green button that says accept.

Person 1: Ayo is that the "allah is calling" shirt?
Person 2: Yes it is.
Allah: *Starts calling the shirt*
Person 2: *Starts levitating*

by Amonaly March 08, 2022

Calling it spades

Dumbing down a very important/intense situation.
Chilling out something that shouldn’t be chilled out.

Call it spades-

Bro,
Stop calling it spades, she really loves you.

by lucy camenia September 07, 2023

Whale Call

The absolute best band to ever live, currently consisting of two people. Their music makes you lose control, it's almost a mind fuck..... But not really....

Man : Hey there is this band going on stage next called whale call, have you herd of them?

Obvious Whale call fan : Are you kidding me!? You have never herd of whale call!? Kill yourself!

Man: Sorry!! Are they any good!?

Obvious Whale call fan : *Dramatic state* They are the best band to live......

by Whalecallforlife March 01, 2011

Call out session

When the ops . Calling you out- pressing you or the got damn levee just broke on a ton of shit been holding in for too long.

Yo, I’m sick of this shit Mike , LETS FUCK UP THE WORLD.
HEY JANEY , MIKES A DOUCHE LETS FUCK HIM UP.
JANIE LETS FUCK8NG STILL MIKE SHIT SO HE CANT DJ SATURDAY.
Yo Dave I’m sick of 5he sumbliminals you calling me out? Call out session?

by ic3qu33n December 12, 2021

When Sonia calls you gay

It means that she really loves to fuck Cole and that all she does is daydream about it and that she says that she like fucking girls too.

When Sonia calls you gay. You know what that means

by Miss spelling genius February 26, 2022