Ho-Ho-Kus Public School

A primarily white school in the heart of Bergen County in Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ. Unless you’re too snobby for a public school or get bullied, everyone that lives in HHK goes here from Kindergarten-8th grade. Girls here are decked out in ivivva leggings and headbands that their mommy bought for them and all the boys wear the infamous nike basketball shorts everyday( even in the winter even though it’s against the dress code). If you hate playing basketball or Foursquare, good luck having fun/socializing at recess. You spend the early years of your life navigating through the school trying to find your way to art class while hoping your teacher will take you through the middle school hallway as a treat for being silent when walking. The grades are small, so chances are you have been “best friends forever” with at least 45 kids in the grade by the time you reach eighth grade. It is one of the best public schools, yet barley anyone that attends is insanely good at math. Also, the dress code makes every girl that attends have a mental breakdown every morning before school because none of their new shirts from American Eagle covered their butts when they wore leggings. Although the teachers are very questionable and the school lunches are way too overpriced for three chicken fingers, you wouldn’t trade going there for anything.

Dude 1: yea I went to Ho-Ho-Kus Public School growing up

Dude 2: no way that’s so lit man

by Htown1083 May 20, 2019

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ho yeung

Ho yeung usually is a short king

What? He is only 165cm height? He must be ho yeung.

by Otolaryngology November 21, 2021

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dusty road ho

A girl frequented sexually assaulted often as someone drives down a dirt road

That dusty road ho has been rode hard and tore up like a shortcut to the fishing hole

by Dusty Rhodes October 8, 2023

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Halloween Ho

The type of chick who looks so damn forward to Halloween SZN strictly because it's fair game to dress extra skanky slutty and rollin deep with their skanky slutty crew, as opposed to making extra thoughtful plans for their toddler daughter to experience and learn about Halloween

My baby's mother been a Halloween ho for like two decades now, bro.

by K. Dro October 3, 2018

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Ho

The way the colloquialism, 'Ho,' is actually spelled.

Grammatically incorrect idiot: "Hey, dude, check out that hoe over there; she hot AF. Imma ask if she single."

Grammatically correct idiot: "You have a garden? That's a ho, not a "hoe," you nincompoop."

by fertilizerbyage30 August 31, 2021

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