Someone who spends their time hiding from the world under a blanket on their couch. Afraid of changes, social interaction, and living their life. The couch is usually located in a parents house or basement, but that is not an exclusive detail. Little to no friends.
Whatever happened to Larissa?
Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.
Man, her parents babied her so bad after she failed college that she became a blanket person. I haven’t seen her in months.
by The Merle October 20, 2017
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- Stephan is helping everybody, i don’t understand why he have to be such a people pleaser?
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-Why she went to that boring event? ?
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- Honey, he just a WiFi Person, he was there for you when you needed him, so stop bragging.
-Why she went to that boring event? ?
-Cause she is a WiFi Person, she felt that they needed support…
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Person √-1: Person 1 walks into a room and sees King bach is famished and thinks of means to remedy his hunger. He finds that only ice cream can fix this hunger. King bach then asked for ice cream, but unfortunately, his friend (in a rather disappointed tone) says that king bach could get only a spoonful. Hearing this, Mr. Bach responds by changing his body language, bringing out a comically large spoon. This means that if Mr. Bach were to get only a spoonful, it would empty the entire quart of ice cream, leaving his friend with no ice cream and nothing to eat but his words. Why did king bach have that spoon with him in the first place? Did he know that his friend would retort only a spoonful when prompted for ice cream? Why bother carrying around a large spoon when you could have bought the ice cream for yourself? Why are you still reading this? The price of a spoon that big would have more than covered the price of a tub of ice cream. Why does king bach have to steal his friend's ice cream through a feat of semantics? It is not fair!
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that
Person 1: man shut up you look like an arsoglepteflop saying that
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