Mexican Street Corn

When a man is performing anal sex while he is applying a stick of butter as lubericate to his member as one would to an ear of corn.

While drinking my 2014 abbaye da sainte bon-chien, with one hand in the air, I gave Brad Pitt my Mexican Street corn.

by Waterbeetle November 25, 2017

Mexican White Wash

When you Cum under a girls nose but obove her lip like a mustache.

Last night I gave you the thickest Mexican White Wash Ever!

by weirdapple April 29, 2019

fat mexican spiderman

that one guy in times square, usually mexican and slighty overweight. he is dressed up as spiderman and is trying to get you to take a photo with him only to charge you money for it after. he can also be in any other superhero costume.

"hey I just saw fat mexican spiderman talking to those girls who have face paint over their tits to avoid indecent exposure."
"ew what a gross fat fuck."

by Mr Karrot June 17, 2018

Mexican Meatball Sub

When a man fits his cock between a femals tits while she is laying down the female rubs her boobs back and fourth while another girl takes a shit on the girls chest making it look like a meatball sandwhich

I got gonorrhea from my mexican meatball sub!

by wld153 January 15, 2014

Mexican Magic Carpet

When a man dismounts his partner, sits on their back, and busts onto the back of their head; taking a healthy dump in the process.

Anne - Frank tried performing a mexican magic carpet on me last night; but he failed due to his lack of aim.

by JacquesLeCoqueGrande July 30, 2011

mexican fruit basket

A group of three or more homosexual Latinos gathered in a circle around a basket with interlocked arms presuming to ejaculate the men on either side of him into the basket.

My buddy Juan invited me to a Mexican fruit basket, but declined because I am Irish.

by ALoppy June 7, 2016

Island Mexican

An unofficial title referring to a Puerto Rican citizen

"My girlfriend is one of those... what do you call'em, Island Mexicans?"

by Fishtopher Gomez October 14, 2018