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pointless fuck

sexual act executed between two persons and based mainly on instantaneously built mutual attraction and sexual arousal regardless of their past, present or future relationships.
"nothing is better than old good pointless fuck"
by Asano February 18, 2015
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Fucking Nukes

Nuclear trained personnel.
-Usually having a high level character on World of Warcraft, plays Magic the Gathering, and always wins when "out-gaying" someone.
"Is there a meeting going on in crews mess? No, it's just the nukes playing Magic the Gathering. Fucking nukes..."
by TorpMan, Submarines January 31, 2018
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Whale fucked

Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.

Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.
Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.
mugGet the Whale fuckedmug.

shluck fuck

Jolina was quite pleased when her boyfriend agreed to give her a shluck fuck. It was a nice change of pace for her. She was used to giving handy mandy's.
by KabbalahMonster May 31, 2014
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sippy fuck

a common term used in delaware that means a quickly but also a full send way of netflix and chill. normally involves typically a very overweight man and the male member being bulbous and round like a large sippy cup. can be used as a noun or verb.
me and big man over there had some good sippy fuck two days ago.

dammmmmm, i really wanna sippy fuck that actor on my 600 pound life
by eudon January 28, 2020
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Fuck Adjacent

Fuck adjacent - adjective

Definition: Having the potential emotional and reputational (and perhaps even STD) consequences of actual sexual activity without being actually penetrative or generally considered sexual activity.
For instance - “We didn’t have sex or even play ‘just the tip’, but it was fuck adjacent enough that had my man found out, it would have not been a good look.”
by FlyGirlFall October 18, 2021
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Fuck frog

A fucked frog is the worst type of friend you can have, it will tell your mother you are taking illicit drugs, it will tell your teacher that was you who draw the penis in the the white board at school. A fuck frog is a total cunt that is always looking with his big open 180 degrees eye sight to catch someone doing something bad to expose straight away.
Mum: Well Eric, have a great time at Stacy’s party!

Eric: Thanks mum.

Eric’s Friend: Eric will be taking mdma tonight

Eric: oh you fuck frog
by Ericthekid100 June 16, 2021
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