Call

You call. They come. Then what. She doesn't get it.

Knew you might come cuz I call you. You came. And now? For a glimpse? Um.somebody. say something. Awkward. Here to see someone else? Everyone but me? All.a big coincidence?

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019

Calle

Prediction god, especially egen it comes to the movie "10 Cloverfield Lane".

"Dont get stuck"

Oooohhhh, Calle you are a prediction god!!!

by PredictionGod December 29, 2017

call your friends baby day

on november 21st you call all your friends guy or girl baby

"hey did you know it is call your friends baby day"
"No i didnt baby"

by michaelje13 November 21, 2022

mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

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mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."

by SuchBackSmacker March 12, 2025

Foody Call

When you're too wasted/high to drive, but you have major munchies. You invite a friend over so that they'll bring chips, or whatever you're craving.

Ted: Dude, we don't have any food
Jed: Call Ned over and tell him to bring chips!
Ted: Dude, we can totally Foody Call him!

by Bassman150 April 3, 2015

Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.

Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.

by BTK ALL DAY August 29, 2018

Cuck Call

When a guy gets a call from his girlfriend while she is engaging in a sexual act with another man.

*Ring

Boyfriend: "Hey, whatsup babe?"

Girlfriend: "Gluck, Gluck, Gluck..."

Boyfriend: "Oh, shoot I just got Cuck Called."

by btcterms March 29, 2023