Pineapple Hairs

Top of a pineapple (Green Hairy Stuff) A Pineapple Hair was first used in Anix's video: 'making bikini bottom in bloxburg + FUNNY MOMENTS' you should subscribe to the boy

These 'Pineapple Hairs' are too long to be a part of a pineapple

by Anix's Shadow (yesPLAY) June 16, 2020

Bum Hairs

The greatest person you will ever meet. Very handsome and has no bum hairs

Person 1: Omg he doesn't have bum hairs

by Thetiger08 March 22, 2021

Big bad brown haired bully

GEORGEA COPLAND

georgea is a big bad brown haired bully

by Blobblob12 December 16, 2020

Bacon Hair

A person usually a girl who has streaky pieces of hair that looks like bacon, falls apart like bacon, and greasy like bacon.

Someone’s gotta tell Sydney she’s got mega bacon hair.

by Sydney kidney February 10, 2025

a turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

foot hair

The gross crap the grows on your feet and you don't shave because you're a savage and it goes good with your fabulous sock tan

My foot hair looked nast with those sandals

by LordBonkers October 19, 2017

hair pancake

A huge clump of hair that nobody in their right mind would consider edible. Possibly supernatural, or possibly just freshly removed from the shower drain.

Watch out Minerva, if you leave a hair pancake out Reverse Santa will come early this year.

by iononothing September 8, 2021