Pool-dle Poo

(noun)

ˈpo͞ol-dəl ˌpo͞o

The act of sneakily placing dog poop into a swimming pool’s skimmer basket—usually as revenge, a prank, or just straight-up HOA anarchy. Gross, bold, and oddly satisfying.

“When the neighbor let his dog bark at 6am all week, I hit him with a Pool-dle Poo. He’ll think twice before touching the chlorine tabs.”

by Kyguardsman2000 July 23, 2025

Poo water

Well the verb of poo water is shaking your hands about shoulder height whilst saying "aww gross, poo water" and you can put that on mommie.

Ew gross, poo water!

by CaptainPlank12 September 9, 2020

poo poo male

A poo poo male is an individual of the male sex that enjoys consuming big poo content. Can be usually found browsing Youtube Kids.

You truly are a poo poo male, have my kids!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Every woman ever to the poo poo male

by poopoomale1 October 9, 2023

Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

poo beater

Cockney rhyming slang for a homosexual

That bloke is such a poo beater

by WeeaboosUnite October 26, 2017

piss poo

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PISS POO MOUNTAIN DEW WHOS IT NOT FUCKING YOU

by but sack October 18, 2022

Poo Paul

When you stick you finger up your ass and stick it in an unsuspecting persons ear.

Similar to wet willy or moist margaret

Shanielle: Get away from me why'd you stick your finger in my ear!

Wendy: It's a poo paul :)

by Penis.popper September 21, 2017