Fortnite

1. Where the stupid 9-year olds gather.
2. A city where everyone and everything is locked behind a paywall which the 9-year olds use their parent’s credit card to bypass.
3. Seriously, just go play Minecraft. If you are a parent and see your kid playing Fortnite, terminate him/her.

Timmy: let’s play Fortnite

Timmy’s dad: *loads gun*

by JustABitDumbYT July 25, 2022

Fortnite

A game that ruins relationships

Girlfriend "Babe wanna go on a date"

Boyfriend "Nah im to busy playing Fortnite"

by WierdBoi August 06, 2019

Fortnite

Where the 9 year old kids gather

“”””””””””””””Fortnite is good””””””””””””””

by JustABitDumbYT November 25, 2022

Fortnite

Shit game

Guy 1: Want to play fortnite?
Guy 2:Nah fam its a shit game

by roblox gaming master October 20, 2019

Fortnite

Fortnite Is a video game that will keep you a virgin forever!

"Hey nigga want to play fortnite?"
"Ah man I can she took my kids after I won"

by 666o November 27, 2018

Fortnite

Virgins would know this game

Etc: I am a virgin who lives in my nans basement playing fortnite

by R6|_|Gastlys March 27, 2020

Fortnite

Where queers love to find each other and eat toes

Want to fortnite and chill baby

by cooldogg211 September 13, 2018