by Sadistic Angel July 16, 2020
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It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
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When I look at Tahlia my world glows the first time I met her I knew she was the one. This is why Tahlia is perfect
by Fc76 May 6, 2023
Get the Perfect mug.When they are taking the Hobbits to Isengard.
by SaltySalamii November 1, 2019
Get the Perfect mug.When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and the paper is still clean or when you take a shit and the turd goes straight down to the toilet, that seems it disappeared, and you don't need to flush it.
One of the 2 conditions above is needed to make a Perfect, but if both conditions are met, it will count as a Double Perfect, aka Perfect Double-Tapered Shit
One of the 2 conditions above is needed to make a Perfect, but if both conditions are met, it will count as a Double Perfect, aka Perfect Double-Tapered Shit
Eg 1: Man, I've been eating so healthy lately that I'm just doing perfects on the toilet.
Eg 2: Dude, I just took a Perfect so fast that I even didn't hear it splashing. It went straight down the
Eg 2: Dude, I just took a Perfect so fast that I even didn't hear it splashing. It went straight down the
by CapitanFalopa June 9, 2022
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